lilypxtter:

the golden trio tumblr text posts

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

20 September 2014 ·

64hz:

         

64hz:

         

(via bumazing)

20 September 2014 ·

firelorcl:

dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone

(via manda)

20 September 2014 ·

(Source: oldblueeyes, via verythirsty)

20 September 2014 ·

heckayeah:

american sex ed

(Source: alotofbeautyinordinarythings, via ruinedchildhood)

20 September 2014 ·

thatfunnyblog:

 

The President of France Getting Left Hanging [x]

Previously: The King of Sweden Wearing Silly Hats

Me IRL. 

HE FINALLY DID IT LOOK HOW SATISFIED HE IS

THANKS OBAMA

20 September 2014 ·

Quick question for all of the people in the world with penises

rockhardpanda:

Why u gotta pee all over the toilet seat and not wipe that shit up I don’t understand why I gotta sit in ur piss whenever I wanna go to the bathroom just wipe up ur pee it takes three seconds or like aim ur dick at the giant toilet bowl instead of the seat when u pee please

(via trust)

20 September 2014 ·

(via beyondthebooty)

20 September 2014 ·

thatfunnyblog:

This is becoming my new favorite thing

(Source: dopeybeauty, via fionacinelli)

20 September 2014 ·

risasaurusrex:

blackfemalejesus:

fuck them skinny bitches in the club

How painfully awkward.

(Source: bussykween, via fionacinelli)

20 September 2014 ·

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